Funny Chutkule in Hindi & English for Whatsapp

Air hostess👩 ask to Lalu Prasad Yadav..

Sir are you vegetarian🥝 or non vegetarian🍗.

Lalu = I am Indian.🇮🇳

Air Hostess👩 = Okay are you “Shakahari” or “Mansahari”,😂😆

Lalu = Hat Sasuri I Am Bihari.🤣🤣

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Lalu = Rabri Tum Toh Humara Chand🌙 Ho.

Rabri = Na Ji, Humka Chand Wand Mat Kahiye, Ye America🗽 Wale Roz Chand Pe Chadhte-Utarte Rehte Hai🤣😆

Hasi majak chutkule

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Funny jokes for friends in hindi

Manzil Ki Taraf Badhte Chalo,🚶‍♂️

Jo Dil Kahe❤ Usi Rah Ko Chuno,

Pichhe Walo Ko Aage Na Aane Do,

Aur Jo Aage Hai Unse Aage Niklo,

Tabhi Ek Achhe “Truck🚚 Driver” Banoge,😂😅

Hasi ke thahake 

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Chutkule in Hindi funny 

Girl👧 = Maa Ladke Aa Rahe Hai.

Maa👱‍♀️ = Andar Aaja Beti, Unki Niyat Thik Nahi.

Girl👧 = Maa, Unme “Rahul” Bhi Hai.

Maa👱‍♀️ = Tab Toh Apni Bakri Aur Kutiya Bhi Andar Karle.😅😅

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Hasi majak chutkule hindi 

One boy👦 & one girl👧 student of L.K.G. Class…

Boy👦 = Ka Tu Mujhse Shaadi Kalegi👰.

Girl👧 = Nahi,

Boy👦 = Kal Le Na,

Girl👧 = Nahi Main Nahi Kalungi,

Boy👦 = Kal Le Na Behan Please….😂😅

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Dad👨= Exam Ki Taiyari Ho Gayi Puttar?

Son👦= Ji Haa, Shoe👞 Polish Kiya, Pen🖋 Me Ink Dala, Uniform👖👕 Iron Kiya,  School Bag🎒 Ready Kiya Ab Sirf Padhna Baki Hai.😂😂

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Chutkule hasi majak ke

You are ABCDEFGHIJKL !
A – Achhe
B – Brilliant
C – Cool
D – Don
E – Emotional
F – Fantastic
G – Great
H – Hot favorite
I – intelligent
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JKL – Joke Kaisa Laga 😂😂

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Chutkule in hindi funny

Teacher👩‍🏫 = Osama Ki 5 Biwi Aur 20 Bachhe.

Lalu Ki 1 Biwi 9 Bachhe, Toh Batao Kon Achha?

Student👦 : Score Toh Osama Ka Zyada Hai, Per Strike Rate Lalu Ki Achhi Hai….😂😅

Hasi ke jokes

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Comedy chutkule in hindi

Gabbar = Arey O Sambha!  Ye SMS Padhne Wala Insaan Hai Ki Langoor🐒?

Sambha = Sardar Agar Reply Kiya Toh Insaan,Nahi Kiya Toh Langoor🐒 ! Abhi Pata Chal Jayega…🤣🤣

Chutkule hasi ke

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Mazedar hindi jokes 

Patni👸 – Pati se “Ajji, Agar Main Gum Ho Gayi Toh Tum Kya Karoge?

Pati🤴 – “It’s a time to disco, Kaun Dhundhega isko, kabhi na mile tu mujhko, it’s a time to disco.🤣😂

Chutkule hasi majak 

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Naarad Muni Dharti Per Beer🍻 Pine Aaye, 12 Bottle🍺 Pilane Ke Baad 
Waiter Bola – Apko Chadhti kyu Nahi?

Naarad – Main Bhagwan hoon.

Waiter🤵 – Chad Gayi Saale Ko.🤣🤣

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Chutkule images in hindi

Boy👨 = Utaro Na,

Girl👩 = Mujhe Darr Lagta Hai,

Boy👨 = Main Hoon Na,

Girl👩 = Nahi Koi Dekh Lega,

Boy👨 = Koi Nahi Dekhega….. Utaro Agar Copy Karne Me Aisa Sharmaogi Toh Fail Ho Jaogi😂😂

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Very funny jokes in hindi for whatsapp

Papa👨 = Beti 12th Ke Baad Kya Karogi.

Beti👶 = Papa B.B.A. Karungi,

Papa👨 = What is B.B.A….?

Beti👶 = Boyfriend Ki Bike Per Aish 😂🤣

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